Turn Me On
Well after life discussions about what does and does not turn me on I figured the easiest way to address this fact would be thorugh my writings. I am sure that many do not want to hear it or read it so my suggestion to you is to skip it, move on.
I am by no means a shallow person, so looks and looks alone do not make someone attractive to me, nor do they make a person whole or complete. There are so many other qualities and features which must be present. It is true that the inner qualities are the best, but sometimes these do not always come out until after you get to know someone. This is why there must be some sort of physical attraction to the opposite sex. You honestly do not want to go through life with someone that in the back of your head you are repulsed by, even though they may have other qualities which you admire and find soothing to you.
So we will start with the phsyical qualities. Like I said anyone who has spent any amount of time near me or talking to me knows these already. I have a weakness for men with shaven/bald heads. There is just something about the thought of taking my hands with my long polished nails and rubbing them all over his head while we are kissing, making love, or he is ( well I think you get the picture). This is a major turn on, so much of one that I have actually been able to reach my point of satisfaction with no touching other than my hands all over his head. Talk about a rush and being connected. Okay, I think I may need a moment before I can continue.
Okay, now that we have the shaven head aspect out of the way, we will continue on down the body. We come to the chin( no pun intended). The is nothing better to go with a shaven head than a goatee. It helps to define and outline the face. It gives a mysteriousness to the smile and adds suspense to the man.There is also a sexual plus to this. So, ladies, (I know the men, unless of course you are homosexual and reading this do not care to know this) imagine if you will while running your long polished fingertips over that bald head that is placed every so rightly between your thighs , you feel this slight gruffing against your body. Just enough to make you squirm with anticipation and delight. Okay I think you get the picture. Shall we continue?
Moving on down the body we bypass the chest, because chest hair is not that big of a factor for me I can take it or leave it. If I take it though I want it only in moderation, and not some wooly mammoth of a man. So with that in mind I bypass the chest and move to the tummy. The tummy, ahhhhhh. Here there is nothing better than to find a nice lil nestle of hair. Some women only prefer a happy trail but I want a bit more than that, I like enough hair that I can run my fingers through it,tug on it during the heat of passion or while laying in bed and gently running my fingers over his body. It also plays and essential role in oral sex. To be pleasuring my man and thoroughly enjoying myself, and with my hand gently pulling and tugging on the hairs on his tummy while slowly bringing him to the point of arousal while maintainging eye contact with him is hot as hell. Again, I think I may need another moment here.
Well, it seems that I have covered the 3 main physcial attributes on what excites me, now I will continue with what I look for in the innder qualities. these are the qualities that will determine if I want to keep him around or if I wish to send him out to pasture with the rest of the losers who have passed in and out of my life. A sense of humor is a must. I enjoy laughing and I laugh at sometimes the most bizarre things. I have been told I have a somewhat demented and morbid sense of humor, but that is me and at times the truth is actually funnier than anything one can make up. So he must enjoy laughter. He must be compassionate. Not a cry baby, but someone who knows how to express himself and to let me into his world, to let me know how he feels and for him to make sure I know how he feels for me. I do not want a WAM ( term coined by a good friend of mine meaning Weak Assed Man). I want someone who is strong, this does not have to be phsyically, but mentally and emotionally; someone who will be able to handle what is going on in my life and not run at the first sign of complications or sickness. I want a good role model. I have two sons and they need someone who will be there for them and who can show them how to be a man, and do things that a Mom just doesnt know how to do. Sure I have taught them how to spit, and I can even pee standing up if the need arises( thank you Uncle Sam) but I dont know how to be man or how to think like a man. Lord knows if I did I would be rich and selling secrets left and right.
I want someone who will be there through the good times and the bad. Not run away when times get rough. I want someone who will be there in the morning when my hair is all a mess and I have morning breath to tell me I am beautiful; Just because. I want someone who enjoys coming home from work, not because he is off work, but because I am there and he could not get home fast enough to see me. I want someone who calls me during the day just to hear my voice because he misses the sound of it and just wanted to let me know he was thinking aobut me. No reason, just a call. Above all I want someone who is themself and will allow me to be me and love me anyway.
So there you have it, now you all know, what attracts me to man and what will make me want to keep him around. Maybe I ask to much, maybe that is why I can't keep a man and why I am still single. Oh well I am happy and that is all that matters. Tschuss..Bis Morgen.
