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45 Year Old · Female · From Winter Haven, FL · Owned by Sevenofone FM t... and is worth 100,000,000,000 fuBucks. · Joined on October 27, 2008 · Born on March 1st · 3 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 25 different people have a crush on me!
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45 Year Old · Female · From Winter Haven, FL · Owned by Sevenofone FM t... and is worth 100,000,000,000 fuBucks. · Joined on October 27, 2008 · Born on March 1st · 3 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 25 different people have a crush on me!
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~~I will never be the woman of your dreams. I just don't have the patience or motivation to ever be more than just plain ole me.~~

Do NOT! call me baby, kitten, or any of those other usual loathesome pet names, if I know you well, you might get a slide on it, but I really hate them. I will not cam you here or anywhere else. I also do not like most compliments. If you want to say it..fine, but once is enough. I get tired of trying to be polite and say thank you.

I don't give a crap about your NSFW's I most likely won't ever bother to look. Now if you've got something creative or different than a hand holding ya junk, or flicking your bean, maybe it's worth a look, otherwise, frankly, you've seen one you've seen em all.

I'm cynical, witty, sarcastic, bitchy, the adjectives are many. I don't care much for people that feel every conversation online should be filled with phone text typing. If you want to keep me interested it's gonna take some effort. Something more then hi how r u? U luk gud... and the lot. You have a keyboard people. Use it! I'm a full time mom in real life and it's irritating to find people that text me with all the shorthands possible. It just leads me to want to tell them to go back to school and scream at the education system for more of you that have slipped through the cracks of civilized society.

I enjoy a good banter, battle of wits, people that can dish and take, a sense of humor *especially a twisted one* Now...if you somehow manage to be equipped with a great gift of conversation, and a solid vocabulary, you may just manage to get more from me.

Yes, I am a redhead *You Have Been Warned*

If this info seems standoffish or reproachful so be it. I'm generally friendly but I don't care to waste my time on lost causes
Hit me up and see how deep the rabbit hole goes...

~~I am often online and afk so if you hear nothing from me that's probably why. Don't whine about it if it happens, no one likes a cry baby.




Temptress Unreservedly Delivering Overwhelming Recreation and Overpowering, Sensual Embraces




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And because I find this to be somewhat true *probably cause it's vague* but Incredibly funny as well I'm going to add this description of me as per my astrological sign ;p

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Pisces-The Piece of ass~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high ### appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet

45 Year Old · Female · From Winter Haven, FL · Owned by Sevenofone FM t... and is worth 100,000,000,000 fuBucks. · Joined on October 27, 2008 · Born on March 1st · 3 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 25 different people have a crush on me!
Interests
Let's be blunt...
Most pick up lines will only be laughed at
I'm not really interested in your goodies
If you can keep me interested and laughing kudos, most can't
I guess I'm a jack of all trades I know a little about a lot, often times I'm a vault of useless information.
I like good conversations with intelligence and wit, good debates, good books, good food, and chocolate...of course.

When I watch tv it's usually medical or crime dramas, or comedy specials. Also keen on period pieces and ridiculously a fan of rom coms. As I've aged, I also find I rather like documentaries. Not big on horror (terribly predictable and not interesting to watch, much like porn)
I like mental puzzles, tinkering with stuff, laughing, and being a legend in my own mind ;p

If all you want is to cam or dirty talk move on now... Yes I have nudes...doesn't mean I'm thirsty for attention or praise. It also doesn't mean I have any interest in looking at your "situation". Begging isn't a turn on, neither is arrogance. You don't have anything I need... Period!

I "try" to be polite but many people I've found in the world need a good thwap with a cast iron frying pan, I'm an equal opportunity insulter, if you need to be told off so be it. I can flirt, but that doesn't mean I want you


Music
Rather then list off what I like...why don't I just say that I'll listen to/tolerate/enjoy almost anything except... Rap, most R&B, and Country. I don't care who smacked who's bitch up, who's dog died, etc etc...
Mostly I'm a metal head, thrash, symphonic, death, the lot. Also really enjoying right now electro swing, and synth pop. *Crazy differences I know*
But yea I love music and arts so this is a big part of who I am ;p if you happen to like stuff I don't so be it, it wouldn't be popular if at least some people found it worthwhile,but since it's still "art" don't expect me to like it.

Have a look at this

For a very old and poor sample of Me Singing.

Movies
I prefer action, comedy, period pieces, and fantasy.
Idols
I love Renaissance and women in positions of power where the odds were stacked against them.

Specifically I have a great love and adoration for Elizabeth the 1st. Queen of England.

There are of course celebrities that I adore as well for either their talent or their aesthetic beauty. Such as Heath Ledger, Johnny Depp, Gary Oldman, Alan Rickman, Hugh Jackman, Drew Barrymore, Maggie Smith, Cate Blanchett, Sandra Bullock and so on.
Video Games
Well let's see...I guess I'm a nerd lmao. I've played Star Wars Galaxies where I was the horny little zabrak doctor Pixee and I handled big stick being a pike weaver. I was a guild leader and while my guild was never excessively big I helped build a city and lead all the men *for a long time I was the only real female in the guild* to many victories in a virtual land far far away.
I got tempted into World of Warcraft during open beta and was the shapeshifting mailbox dancing druid fashionista healer of my server. Raided with the top guild on the server etc so yea I "pwned" ;p. It's been an on again off again love affair nearly 20 years now.
I spent many a year having a secondlife...where virtually anything's possible...if you don't believe me go see for yourself. There's real business opportunities to be had, live clubs, fashion, college, virtual strippers, and of course heaps of places to get your kink on...there among other av's I was a big ole Paine...Sorsha Paine you wanna see the work I put into her there's pics in my profile..so yea...
http://secondlife.com

Generally speaking for gaming I'm mainly pc. The consoles I do own in the house were ones I bought for my kids primarily.

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