Do not friend me without talking to me first! I do not care if you fan me, send me stuff, or say "add me babe xxx" in your request - I'm still not going to be your friend until we've had some sort of conversation. I do not collect trophy friends.
Trying to get my Facebook details, e-mail address, or instant messenger handle within 2 minutes of talking to me will make me assume you're a spammer or scammer. We need to be friends here before we can be friends elsewhere.
I do not do lounges or fuMafia. At all. Period. Been there, done that with chat rooms back in the 90s and if I wanted to play Mafia Wars I'd do it on Facebook.
Do not complain because I talked to your girlfriend or bought someone from you in fuOwned. If you are in an exclusive relationship then it's up to the two of you to use your settings appropriately to enforce it.
Do not bug me to comment on or rate things for you. I especially never forward chain-letter type comments and will delete them if I find any on my page.
I will not buy you a bling pack to see your NSFW pictures, pay to join your private "model" site, or send money by Western Union because you're trapped in West Africa. If you're looking to scam $$$ out of me then forget it.
OK, rant over...
Pretty decent sort of bloke, a bit shy but that's nothing a drink or two and a little patience won't fix. Good listener, kind, the sort of guy who will be there for you.
Still enjoy going out - who says you have to be under 25 to hit the dance floor?! - but quite happy to stay in and curl up on the sofa too. Always up for seeing new places and trying news things. Would love to travel more if only I had some company.
Ready to settle down if Ms Right comes along but perfectly happy to go on some dates and make some friends until then.
Should probably get it out there that I don't drive, so if you're after a man with a flash motor or you live out in the middle of nowhere away from public transport then we might have problems.
Otherwise happy to talk to anyone and everyone. You never know what's around the corner.