>A little boy walks into his parents ' room to see his mom on top of
>his dad bouncing up and down. the mom sees her son and quickly
>dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly
>and goes to find him.
>
>The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"
>
>The mother replies, "Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and
>sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it."
>
>"Your wasting your time," said the boy.
>
>"Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled.
>
>"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on
>her knees and blows it right back up."
>