The Lone Ranger and Tonto stopped in the desert for the
>>>>night. After
>>>> they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound
>>>>asleep.
>>>> Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,
>>>>"Kemo Sabe,
>>>> look towards sky, what you see?"
>>>> The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
>>>> What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
>>>> The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
>>>>"Astronomically
>>>> speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and
>>>>potentially
>>>> billions of planets.
>>>> Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time
>>>>wise, it
>>>> appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the
>>>>morning.
>>>> Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and
>>>>we are small
>>>> and insignificant.
>>>> Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day
>>>>tomorrow."
>>>> Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe, you
>>>>dumber than a
>>>> buffalo. It mean someone stole tent."
