Oldie but a goodie.
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (You MUST read them aloud)
English : Chinese
That's not right : Sum Ting Wong
Are you harboring a fugitive? : Hu Yu Hai Ding
See me ASAP : Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man : Dum Fuk
Small Horse : Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach? : Wai Yu So Tan
I bumped into a coffee table : Ai Bang Mai Fuk n Ni
I think you need a face lift : Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here : Wai So Dim
I thought you were on a diet : Wai Yu Mun Ching
This is a tow away zone : No Pah King
Our meeting is scheduled for next week : Wai Yu Kum Nao
Staying out of sight : Lei Ying Lo
He's cleaning his automobile : Wa Shing Ka
Your body odor is offensive : Yu Stin Ki Pu
Great ; : Fa Kin Su Pa