the Cat's blog: "The Cat's Jokes"

  Dear Tide:

I am  writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it
all of my  married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now
that I am in my  fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month
ago, I spilled some red  wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate
and uncaring husband started to  belittle me about how clumsy I was,
and generally started becoming a pain in the  neck. One thing led to
another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new  white
blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative! to my
surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the
stains came  out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me
that the DNA tests on  my blouse were negative and then my attorney
called and said that I was no  longer considered a suspect in the
disappearance of my husband.
What a  relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a
murder suspect! I  thank you, once again, for having a great  product.

Well, gotta go, have to  write to the Hefty bag people.  
   Rebecca  Saxton