Three women, two younger and one senior citizen,
> > were sitting naked in a sauna.
> >
> > Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman
> > pressed her forearm, and the beep stopped.
> > The others looked at her questioningly. "That was my
> > pager," she said. "I have a microchip under the skin
> > of my arm."
> >
> > A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young
> > woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished,
> > she explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a
> > microchip in my hand."
> >
> > The older woman felt very low tech. Not to be out
> > done, she decided she had to do something just as
> > impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to
> > the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet
> > paper hanging >from her rear end. The others raised
> > their eyebrows and stared at her. The older woman
> > finally said.........
> >
> > "Well, will you look at that... I'm getting a fax."
>
