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A quiet evening, the place to my self its a good time to turn on the ol' 360.
Hmm what shall i play? Some Madden or a fighting game. No I think I'll play some Call of Duty.
I log in join a team, and get down to business as usual. I start off strong 5 kill streak within the first 15 seconds.
These dudes don't know what hit them. I'm playing way above normal, I listen as pure domination beckons.
Trade gun fire here and there, I take control I dont even care. The way I'm playing its not even fair.All of a sudden i hear keys in the door. She's not suppose to be home till quarter past four. "Hi baby they let us home early today." I say"hey baby glad to see you home early today". I keep playing , enforcing my dominance in this game. Then I hear a faint whisper of my name...Gregory. Turning my head quickly to hear back to the Tv. She walks around the kitchen as if she's gliding on air. Pulling my attention I try not to stare. No! No! back to my game what I am doing is not even fair. Right now I'm looking at my score as 35-3
but wait she sits down next to me. I can smell her perfume, its driving me insane. But there is 8 mins left in this game. This game that is really me having the best match ever. Oh her, her beauty, her eyes, those thighs. I really want to destroy these guys. She turns to me says "I love you" then kisses me on the cheek.
Lips are so warm and soft, she gets up and walks into the room. I lok at the screen and more score, then here the closing off the door. I look at the screen looking at my score staring back at me...
This the night i turned off my 360...
