A Bitch is a Bundle of Contradiction
An angel of truth & a dream of fiction
A bitch is a bundle of contradiction
She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse
But will tackle her man alone in the house
She'll take him for better, she'll take him for worse
She'll break open his head & then be his nurse
But when he's well & can get out of bed
She'll pick up the teapot & aim for his head
Beautiful and keenly sighted, yet blind
Crafty & cruel, yet simple & kind
She'll call him a king, then make him a clown
Raise him on a pedestal, then knock him flat down
She'll inspire him to deeds that ennoble man
Or make him her lackey to carry her fan
She'll run away from him and never come back
But if he runs away, then she'll be on his tracks
Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose
She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose
She'll win you in range, enchant you in silk
She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk
At times she'll be vengeful, merry & sad
She'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad
