Hey, I'm Adam.I'll tell you what. There are few things that amuse me more than thousands of people pretending to be models on their fabricated profiles while interacting with thousands of OTHER people doing the SAME thing. It's like a gigantic global circle-jerk, with posers pretending to be "HAWT" while trying to get the cyber-affection of other posers. Wannabe thugs. Skanks. The "only show extreme close-ups of select parts of my body" girl. "OMG UR SO HAWT" "OMG U 2, HUN" "OMG I'D HIT IT" "OMG OK PAPI <3" "Ill rate U a 10!" "No, I'll bang u!"Suffice to say, I find it exceedingly difficult to take all of this seriously. It's funny. It's fun. But sometimes people get a litttttttttle too wrapped up in being a cYb3R SuP3RSt@R... agreed?Case in point being... if I were to create ANOTHER profile... and put up, say... five pictures of some hot girl in a bikini... and put ZERO information in my profile.... there'd be TONS of guys drooling all over it. It'd be one of the top profiles on this site! Do these guys know half of these chicks are fake, and probably run by some ex-con named Julio? Do they care?It's not like anyone's going to read this. Highly unlikely... who cares what I have to say? It's all about what I look like, right? But, if you DO find yourself reading this, know that I'm a nice guy who is NOT trying to have cybersex with you. I'm a real person. I'm exactly who I say I am. I don't want anything from you. I don't really care what you look like... I'm more interested in who you are. I'm not one of the 35 BILLION sleazy guys trying to get laid on the internet by any means possible. I can accomplish that in real life, thank you very much.So yeah, I'm Adam. I live in Los Angeles. I'm 24. I work in television and film. I play lead guitar in an alternative rock band. I'm into sports, movies, and more.I am honest, friendly, and responsible. I am drug-free and have been my whole life. I'm always open to meeting people who totally rock out! Take care of yourselves, kids... AND REMEMBER... don't give people your personal contact info on the internet! Half of these jokers aren't really that glorious vixen or the beefcake Abercrombie model that you think they are... they're actually really obese guys named Larry. Ok?Peace!-AdamPS: Also, in the interests of fitting in... (haha, I'm such an ass, I KNOW!)....haha! /SighHey, here's a stupid profile I filled out the other day.. ***READ IT AT YOUR OWN RISK***:WHAT I'M WEARING RIGHT NOW:Obviously, my robe and wizard hat. Did you even have to ask?CAREER HIGH:(Sigh)... having to reach up the shirt of nearly every major female celebrity in Hollywood at one point or another to hide a microphone.... that, or walking by Jean Claude Van-Damme one time. I can't decide.WORST JOB:All those years as a prison guard really took their toll on me, yeah.LAST THING THAT TOOK MY BREATH AWAY:Realizing how much I love the fantastic people in my life, and that I'd take a bullet for any of them in a heartbeat.MY LAST MEAL, LIKE, 10 MINUTES AGO:Shooter: "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!"Happy: "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast??!"Shooter: "NO!"FANTASY MAKE OUT:Keira Knightley or Josie MaranLIVING HUMAN BEINGS I REALLY LOATHE:Kevin Federline pretty much tops everybody's list, right?KINDEST THING I'VE EVER DONE:I helped your mom across the street one day, took her out to a nice seafood dinner, and then NEVER called her back!CONFESSIONS OF MY DANGEROUS MIND:I'll confess to learning the note-for-note guitar solo from Poison's "Every Rose Has It's Thorn" :(I'm really not quite as stupid as I'm making myself seem in this little profile.I tend to park my white, unmarked van down by the middle school during lunch hour while wearing a clown costume...SIN I'D LIKE TO TRY:I'd definitely like to look into eating more babies. I think that's something that people don't pay enough attention to. But it's going to be the next big thing. Trust me - you heard it here first!10 THINGS I WANT IN A GIRL-Intelligent.-Educated.-Mature.-Athletic.-Musical.-Ambitious.-A serious sense of humor.-Loves to travel.-Drug-Free-Likes to make fun of frat boys ALMOST as much as I do.DEAL-BREAKER:Girls that smoke.Girls that are idiotically immature.TRUCKER HATS. No, really. Trucker hats.CRAP THAT REALLY SCREWS WITH MY HEAD:The stupendous popularity of "The OC" and "Laguna Beach" and "Insert Inane Teenage Dramedy Here"MOST HIDEOUSLY HUMILIATING SOCIAL MOMENT:It was this one time, at band camp.HOW I LOST ITWell, I'm really trying to still be a virgin when I'm 45, and live in my parent's basement, and play collectible trading card games with 13 yr-olds at the local card shop.GIGANTOR SOCIAL FEAR:I SERIOUSLY, and I mean SERIOUSLY, doubt that anybody is going to read this page. I'm OK with that.What I AM afraid of, though, is that Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton were ACTUALLY given record contracts...MY FANTASY BAND:Hmm... VOCALS: Ozzy OzbourneGUITAR: Mark Tremonti (Creed / Alter Bridge)BASS: Flea (Red Hot Chili Peppers)DRUMS: Dave Grohl (Nirvana / Foo Fighters)****************************************************************************************************************************INTERESTED IN ACTUALLY BEING MY FRIEND? READ THIS!****Hey everybody. So, I thought about it.I don't really think it's "me" to go around this website collecting all of the girls with the skimpy pics and the vacant profiles. You know, for a little while, I thought it would be pretty funny to do so. On my myspace, I never add ANYBODY unless we actually exchange emails for a while... AND they don't suck... AND we have something worthwhile to talk about. I've been on that website for years, and have quite a number of friends... but I don't add people on a whim.I hate to say it, but I'm not really even attracted to very many of the "SeXy" ladies on this website. Umm... yeah. As in, I don't think I'd go out on a date with them even IF they lived in my city AND they asked me to. You know why? Because who the fuck wants to date wannabe amateur porn stars? Diiiiiiiiiiiiirty. So I don't really see the point.I'm not really attracted to girls that I can't respect. And I can't respect you if you don't give a rats ass about who I am.Therefore... I'm polling you here... because I'm curious:Do you really, truly, and actually desire to talk to / write / get to know me (as opposed to.. you know, rape me)???I might be cleaning up my buddy list, and changing my policy on adding people, depending on the answer, or lack thereof. Let me know if you want to stay on.-AdamPS: There are like... a couple people on here who I've actually talked to for a bit, and I actually think they care about getting to know me. That's it.