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Sharkfin's blog: "Chaos"

created on 10/03/2006  |  http://fubar.com/chaos/b9661
Good Morning. You ever wonder how in the world some people are able to walk and chew gum at the same time…or even function properly. Well I just heard about this…lets call her a lady of the night and I am not talking Vampire either…She apparently was either so high on something or just to stupid to know any better. Here is her story. In June, Reno, Nev., homicide detective David Jenkins was sitting in his unmarked car (but one with emergency lights on the dash and a police radio blaring away) when Mercedes Green, 19, hopped in and, yelling to be heard over the radio, propositioned him for sex. "You're not the police, are you?" she asked. "What do you think," he said. "I didn't think so," the streetwise woman replied. After her arrest, Green explained: "You wear glasses, and I didn't think police could wear them." So the flashing beacon on the dashboard and the onslaught of police messages over his radio was not clue enough…Ok I picked on the working gal, now it’s time to reverse the charges and throw a jab at some brilliant officers of the law…Well it’s tuff to find said officers so I will have to go to the state where you just about can find anything…Florida! After motorist Mark Holder, 30, had a seizure in Boynton Beach, Fla., in June, his car swerved off the road and smashed into a sign, badly injuring him. Emergency workers arrived and, protecting against possible nerve damage, attempted to put a brace on to stabilize his neck. However, Holder became combative, and sheriff's deputies reported that they were forced to shoot Holder "several times" with a Taser to calm him enough that the brace could be fitted. You know…when I first read that I thought they actually whipped out their service revolvers and went to town on the guy…looking right past the Taser part and I thought…damn! They mean business when you run off the road and smash a sign…Florida must be cracking down…But when I re-read it the taser thingy jumped out at me and I thought, Idiots! They could have hurt the emergency crew with all those volts spraying back and forth… thank god it was only a seizure victim and what better way they stop the brain from over shocking, hit it again and again…those two must be up for the medal of honor at that police post… oh well… So for today that is all I could come up with…May this day find you happy and at least not being tasered or well… you know… A huge hug and many pats Mart
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