A woman walked into a Lexus dealership to browse, and spotted the most
beautiful, perfect "loaded" Lexus.
She walked over to inspect it more closely. As she bent forward to
feel
the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little burst of flatulence
escaped her. Very embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if
anyone had noticed. There, standing right behind her, was a salesman.
With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may we
help
you today?"
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though
nothing
had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of
this
lovely vehicle?"
Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say
that if you farted just touching it, you're gonna shit when you hear
the
price."