Yeah... I'm still in a pissy mood.... but thought this was worth sharing. Dumb joke time.
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After spending fifteen sexually starved years in an
asylum, an inmate escapes.
The first female he runs across is a washer-woman
hanging up the institution's laundry to dry.
He takes her, satisfies his urges and dashes on to
freedom.
The local newspaper ran the following headline:
"NUT SCREWS WASHER AND BOLTS"
