I have plenty of time to write blogs. I have a computer in my office. I am a celebrity. Fer 15 years I was a porn star in Hollywood. Made over 500 low budget porn flicks. My family flipped out when they found out about my porn career. They thought I was in California writing scripts fer TV sitcoms. Yea, I didn't tell them the truth. They can't handle the truth. They did not handle it well. The family bought the rights to my porn flicks and burned all the master tapes. All that humping went up in flames. Course, I reckon many people bought the dirty movies and still have them somewhere. But I do not have any. I made the porn flicks under another name. But when pappy found out he had me brought back here. Under the family's watchful eyes.
Willy and me went around to the local clubs playing and singing classic rock. Then I performed the Redneck Exorcism on an evil boss. He owned a strip club we played in and was being mean to the strippers and everyone. That's when I kicked his ass.
The end of my music career. But I still have fans.
Strippers and Porn Queens stop by to see me in Hillywood when they pass through. They get free room and board while they are here with me.
