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WELCOME TO THE HUSBAND STORE!! A store that sells husbands has just
opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among
the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store
operates:
WELCOME TO THE HUSBAND STORE!! You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch... you may choose
any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up floor, but you
cannot go back down except to exit the building! Happy Shopping!!!!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband... On the
first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1: These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2: These men have jobs, love the Lord, and like kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids and are
extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to
the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are
drop-dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she
exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and
sign reads:
Floor 5: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love Kids, are
drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic
streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the
sign reads:
Floor 6: You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men
on this floor. This floor exists Solely as proof that women are impossible
to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as
you exit the building, And have a nice day
P.S. If the grass looks greener on the other side of the fence...
you can rest assured the water bill is higher there too!
