The worst thing..............

The worst thing is holding on to
someone who doesn't want to
be held on to. Don't fall for
someone unless they're willing to
catch you. The thing about falling
in love is that if you do it right,
you'll never hit the ground. Life
is too short to be anything but
happy, So kiss slowly, Love deeply,
Forgive quickly, Take chances & never
have regrets,Forget the past but remember
what is taught you, Sometimes,you just have to
smile, pretend everything's okay, hold back
the tears and walk away, If you want to see
the rainbow you must go through the rain,
Ifyou want TURE LOVE you must go through
the pain, Women were made from a man's
rib, not from his head to be superior, not
from his feet to be walked on , but from
his side to be equal, from under the arm
to be protected, and from next to the heart
to be loved........... Dory

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPT3rnzXT4A
NO SALUTE = NO ADD!

"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy"


Tequila and Salt

This should probably be taped
To your bathroom mirror
Where one could read it every day.
You may not realize it,
But it's 100% true.

1. There are at leas t two people in this world
That you would die for.

2. At least 15 people in this world
Love you in some way.

3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you
Is because they want to
Be just like you.

4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone,
Even if they don't
Like you.

5. Every night,
SOMEONE thinks about you
Before they go to sleep.

6. You mean the world to someone.

7. You are special and unique.

8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.

9. When you make the biggest mistake ever,
Something good comes from it.

10 When you think the world
Has turned its back on you
Take another look.

11 Always remember the compliments you received.
Forget about the rude remarks.


So.........
If you are a loving friend,
Send this to everyone,
Including the one that sent it to you. < /SPAN>
If you get it back, then they really do love you.

And always remember....
When life hands you Lemons,
Ask for Tequila and Salt and call me over!

Good friends are like stars........
You don't always see them,
But you know they are always there.

"Whenever God Closes One Door He Always Opens Another, Even Though
Sometimes It's Hell in the Hallway"


I would rather have one rose and a kind word
From a friend while I'm here
Than a whole truck load when I'm gone.






Last May, Boudreaux married an attractive woman, Lola, half his age. After several months, Lola complained that she had never climaxed during sex; and according to her Grand Momma, all Cajun women are entitled to a climax once in a while. So, to resolve the problem, they went to see the large-animal Vet since there was no trustworthy doctor anywhere in Carencro.
The Vet didn't have a clue, but he did recall how, during the hot summer, his Momma and Daddy, would fan a cow that was having any difficulty breeding with a big towel. This would cool her down and
make her relax. So, the Vet told them to hire a strong, virile, young man to wave a big towel over them while they were having sex. This, the Vet said, would cause the young wife to cool down, relax, then climax.
So the couple hired a strong young man from the big city of Baton Rouge to wave that big towel over them as the Vet suggested. After many efforts, Lola still had not climaxed! They went back to the Vet. The Vet said for Lola to change partners and let a young man have sex with her while Boudreaux waved the big towel.
They tried it that night and Lola went into wild, screaming, ear-splitting climaxes,one right after the other for about two and a half hours.
When it was over, Boudreaux looked down at the exhausted young man and in a cocky manner said, one right after the other for about two and a half hours.
When it was over, Boudreaux looked down at the exhausted young man and in a cocky manner said, "And dat, my friend, is how you wave a towel!"