Thundercat's blog: "The End Is The Beggining Is The End"

The following is a list of statements given in court it comes from a book called Disorder in the American Courts. every thing written here was actually said in court, word for word. Enjoy. ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. - ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. - ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS:Yes. ATTORNEY:And in what ways does it affect your memory? Witness:I forget ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? - ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! - ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo? WITNESS: We both do. ATTORNEY: Voodoo? WITNESS: We do. ATTORNEY: You do? WITNESS: Yes,voodoo - ATTORNEY: Now, doctor, isnt it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesnt know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? - ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-one year old, how old is he? WITNESS: Uh, hes twenty one. - ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you pulling my leg? - ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Uh...I was getting laid! - ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? WITNESS:Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS:None. ATTORNEY:Were there any girls? WITNESS: Are you pulling my leg? Your Honor, i think i need a different attorney. Can i get a new attorney? - ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS:By death. ATTORNEY:And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it? - ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard. ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Guess. - ATTORNEY:Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which i sent to your attorney? WITNESS:No, this is how I dress when i go to work. - ATTORNEY:Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS:All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that? - ATTORNEY:ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? what school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral. - ATTORNEY:Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS:The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. ATTORNEY:And Mr.Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS:No, he was sitting on the table wondering why i was doing an autopsy on him! - ATTORNEY:Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS:huh...are you qualified to ask that question? - THE BEST FOR LAST ATTORNEY:Doctor, before you performedd the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS:No. ATTORNEY:Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS:No. ATTORNEY:Did you check for breathing? WITNESS:No. ATTORNEY:So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS:No. ATTORNEY:How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS:Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY:I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nonetheless? WITNESS:Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

This morning when i woke up. I reached out wanting her. Finding nothing but the morning cold in place of her warm body. I found myself...pressing my eyes closed wanting to pretend that if i streched my arms a bit further, i would find my fingertips gracing her curvacious back. I strech, and strech not wanting to admit to myself that shes no longer there. I strech my arms across that space for miles it seems, hands slowly reaching longer than the shadows of morning in the bed room. And when my hand does touch upon something, its always her pillow. That carrys the light scent of her...what was that fragrance that i found myself missing? The one that i had taken for granted.... Its almost gone now i tell myself as i inhale slowly. In a few days i know that even that will be only a memory. I find myself outside myself, looking at a man in a bed alone, pressing pillows to his nose....with his eyes still clenched shut. I watch myself slowly roll over sighing regrets of things said, and things unsaid...I whisper out "Miracle" and a flash of a pink perfume bottle in her hands plays on my memories...that was what she wore, that was the only fragrance that could ever suit her. How much longer would i awake could i awake with these sorrowful mornings? Each one a reminder that today....if she is not here...is the worst day ever.

I would like to extend my sympathy to those with connections to VA Tech for the events that came about April 16th. There are no amount of words that can express the saddness that i feel as a result of the violence and the loss of life. My prayers are with you.

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