The Cremated Husband
Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated
Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out
On the Patio table.
Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she
Started talking to him....
"Herman, you know that dishwasher you promised me? I
Bought it with the insurance money!"
She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the
Ashes then said, "Herman, remember that car you
Promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance
Money!"
Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing
Her fingers in the ashes she said, "Herman, that
Diamond ring you promised me? Bought it too, with the
Insurance money!"
Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, She
Said, "Herman, remember that blow j ob I promised you?"
Here it comes...
