>While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman
>passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on
>the other side lying in wait.
>
>The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that
>classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked,
>"What's your hurry?"
>
>To which she replied, "I'm late for work."
>
>"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
>
>I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
>
>The cop stammered, "A what?............
>
>
>A rectum stretcher?
>
>
>And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
>
>"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then
>work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then
>with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can
>get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it,
>until it's about 6 feet wide."
>
>"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he
>asked
>
>"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
>
>Traffic Ticket $95.00
>Court Costs $45.00
>Look on the Cop's Face....... PRICELESS
>For everything else, there's MasterCard!
