DOVE's blog: "THE BLONDE MORTICIAN"

A
man who just died is delivered to a local
mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored
black suit.

The
female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife
how she would like the body dressed. She points
out that the man does look good in the black
suit he is already wearing.

The widow,
however, says that she always thought her
husband looked his best in blue, and that she
wants him in a blue suit. She gives the Blonde
mortician a blank check and she says, 'I don't
care what it costs, but please have my husband
in a blue suit for the viewing.'

The
woman returns the next day for the wake. To her
delight, she finds her husband dressed in a
gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe;
the suit fits him perfectly.

She says to
the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very
satisfied. You did an excellent job and I' m
very grateful. How much did you spend?' To her
astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her
with the blank check.

'There's no
charge,' she says.

'No, really, I must
compensate you for the cost of that exquisite
blue suit!' she says.

'Honestly, ma'am,'
the blonde says, 'it cost nothing. You see, a
deceased gentleman of about your husband's size
was brought in shortly after you left yesterday,
and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I
asked his wife if she minded him going to his
grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said
it made no difference as long as he looked
nice.'

'So I just switched the
heads.'

(BET
YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMIN!!!)