Once upon a time....
There was an old man.
The old man couldn’t have any children; it just wasn’t in him,
So he began to try and create children for himself.
One day the old man made his very first child and called him son.
He quickly mad with delight had to make another! And another!
Soon he had many children
And still he was not happy.
One day he was walking down the road thinking to him self "How can I make the perfect child?" and he saw this small creature cross his path like he’d never seen before
It had 4 legs and was fat and pink... so he called to it "Hello my friend."
But it did not answer it snorted and moved away
The old man thought this was quite interesting indeed
So he moved closer to the 4 legged wonder... “My, my you are different aren’t you?”
Since he did not know what this creature was he gave it a name
He said "I shall call you pig!"
And he became pig
Well the old man now turned to pig
“What can I do to make you perfect?” he contemplated
“Ah ha!!! I will give you 5 legs!”
The pig said nothing
The old man then hurried pig into his lab
And gave the pig 5 legs
“!”There pig I have made you perfect!” he exclaimed.
And the pig was not impressed
The pig spoke....
"Now who of my kind will love me?"
The old man said to pig... “No pig you will be well loved... You have become part of my HUGE family!”
Pig said... “But I had a family all my own.”
..The old man got quiet
“Eureka!!!”
He exclaimed and rushed out the door.
Days passed and nobody had heard from the old man,
When suddenly the old man burst through the doors
“Look! Look what I have brought you!” he said to the pig and in his arms a female pig
“Now you just hold tight pig we will have this fixed in no time.”
So he went to work and beheld another 5 legged pig
Neither pig was amused
The old man stood waiting for approval. Thanks anything... And he got none.
None
So he looked at the pigs and asked them "why aren’t you happy? You are the perfect pigs."
And the pig spoke again... “Now we’re freaks man... Look what you’ve done to us!”
So the old man in his anger left the room
Days passed and again he was not to be heard from
Slowly the door opens
The old man walks through the door... He had been crying
“Pigs...” He said
“You are now the last and only of your kind. You now are the perfect pigs and I hope you're happy.”
And the pigs just stood and stared at the old man.
The end.
