WARNING: If you don't like a fun, screwy sense of humor and you are allergic to the "f" word you won't like me! Just sayin...


What's in a name? A lot when it's my moniker, Texas Bohemian. I'm quite sure there's nobody like me anywhere. I'm rather hoping to find a few friends who WILL like me for who I am but having come this far I will survive... until I don't.


The truth is, I'm an odd contradiction. I am totally fucking angry at the world but still believe in respecting people and law. I hold doors and drive the speed limit. I believe in nothing. Religion is a total waste of time and effort. I threw most of my life away, all the good years, fucking around with religion. Now I'm kind'a pissed at myself.


I'm a pacifist but I have a hand gun. Another contradiction. The idiotic, murderous wars The U.S. is fighting is stupid. People are sheep. Don't even get me started on right wingers, religious nuts or politics!


I'm not the nasty old crumpled-faced fart I probably sound like. Really, I can hold a decent conversation, I smile sometimes, and I appreciate a joke as long as someone isn't the butt of it. I appreciate beauty, soft hands, kind words. In fact, I can be the most amazing, door holding, tender lovin', considerate kind'a guy you've known. I'm real, honest, direct, and not going to flake out, be jealous or turn into a demanding, self-absorbed, conceited dickhead like a lot of men do when they think they've hooked a woman.


This may not be a "win friends and influence people" kind of profile but hell, if there's only one thing in this world I'd like to find is one or two people who thinks a little like I do, who will not curl their nose at the word "fuck," who can appreciate the music I like, and who is actually willing to be a real fucking friend... literally or figuratively, depending upon gender, of course. Ha!


Either people who read this will say I'm the most fucked up guy they've ever run across or they'll say, "hey, I really understand!" If you're the minority who says the latter, ring me!