A man, having applied to join the Texas Rangers , is being interviewed.
The Chief says, 'Your qualifications are first-class but there is one test that you must pass before I can recruit you.'
Sliding a small bag across the desk, he continues, 'Take this gun with 13 bullets, and go out and shoot six illegal immigrants, six Obama delegates and a rabbit.'
The man asks, 'Why the rabbit?'
'Fantastic attitude!' says the Chief, 'When can you start?'