Have you noticed that the only thing the Government hasn't taxed is the penis? This is due to the fact that:
40% of the time it's hanging around unemployed.
20% of the time it's pissed off.
30% of the time it's hard up.
10% of the time it's in the hole.
And on top of that it has two dependents and they're both nuts.
Well, I am sad to inform you that starting Jan. 2009 the Government has decided to start taxing the penis. And they will tax it according to size:
10 - 12 inches will pay a luxury tax.
8 - 9 inches will pay a pole tax
6 - 7 inches will pay a privilege tax.
4 - 5 inches will pay a nuisance tax.
Under 4 inches will be eligible for a refund.
They request that you not ask for an extension. Males over 12 inches must file for a Capital Gains Tax.
