FIRST OFF: I'M A CHRISTIAN AND PROUD OF IT!! Noone's gonna change my mind so dont try to.
11.11.08: Temporary lapse in judgement! NAL9594 - yahoo messenger. Dont ask me to get on my cam and strip. Dont talk to me only about sex. I want to get to know friends, not "sex buddies." This is my temp address so if I really enjoy talking to you, I'll add you to my actual one. Include in the add that you are from Fubar, otherwise I wont add you because I dont add blank invites. Other than that, I'll see you there
im VERY outgoing. i love to laugh and smile and i love to make others laugh and smile. umm, i am very sarcastic at times and believe in telling people the truth rather than sugaring everything to people's tastes. i tell it as it is. i dont like fake, superficial people. if you cant be yourself around me, then dont be around me. but mostly about me is i just like to have fun and do crazy things. i like putting people in good moods and i like to laugh, so HA!
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Just some random stuff:
I suffer from dyslexic paranoia, which means I have this strange feeling that I'm following someone. If I was an Olympic diver, my final attempt would be a cannonball. I share a split personality with a ninja. Life is at its greatest when you can use a direct movie quote in an everyday conversation. I use chopsticks to eat cheerios. When people walk into a room, I act asleep. I might have a personality disorder. I like to act like I use words like postprandial, antepenultimate, and sesquipedelian. I eat through the pain. I once duct taped a girl to my wall. I don't eat Cheetos because they leave orange residue on my fingers. I love it when a plan comes together. I love to gargle mouthwash. I have a stride of three feet six and three quarter inches, while wearing shorts; three feet and two inches with the restriction of jeans. I hate Halloween. I only eat the cherry and blue rasberry Jolly Ranchers. I believe in conspiracy theories.
I pronounce 'pamphlet' correctly. I think zebras are white with black stripes, not black with white stripes. I can properly execute a zerbert. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. I like to swim in the dark. I know karate, kung fu, and six other dangerous words. I am in love with the 80s. I'm a land farmer. I'm a little obsessive compulsive. I've won medals for giving wedgies. I prank call people. I don't want to learn a foreign language, but I would like to learn a foreign accent. I own a pocket dictionary just in case of a word emergency. I like Geico, Citi and Super Bowl commercials. I wish I had a Jessica Simpsons hair and tits. I don't like chickens. I'm going to start the new A-Team. I like cookie dough better than cookies. I'm too sexy for my shirt, but I wear it anyway. I would share my Trix with the rabbit. I need more cowbell. I take the time to pick up loose change. I use internet lingo like brb, lol, or lmao even though it's queer. I now live on my own, and I sleep just as much on the couch as I do the bed. I like to think I'm a ping-pong professional. I rescue turtles from the side of the road. I am ambidextrous.
