A girl and guy were dating, the guy called the girl on the phone and she said, "You don't like me and you don't need me." Then she started to hang up and he said "I don't like you I Love you. I don't want you, I need you. She said, "Damn baby I love you and need you too."
A girl asked a boy if she was pretty, he said "No". She asked him if he wanted to be with her forever, he said "No". Then she asked him if he would cry if she walked away, he said "No". She had heard enough; she needed to leave. As she walked away he grabbed her arm and told her to stay. He said "you are not pretty, you are beautiful. I don`t want to be with you forever, I need to be with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would die."
