...::About Me::...<3
Full Name: Norman John Pattison
Nicknames: stormin, norm the fun luvin asshole
Eye Color: brown with green and gold flecking like a hawks
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'11"
Shoe Size: 11
Ring Size: 11
Heritage: German, Irish, English, scottish, spainard, basque, french, hungarian, romainian, austrian, arapaho
Graduating Year: 1983
Birthdate: 10/25/65
Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
...::Firsts::...
Concert: aerosmith
Best Friend: tommy no idea where he is now
Crush: tina chapman
Pet: dog - captian
Sport: baseball
...::Have You Ever::...
Sky Dived: Never
Bungee Jumped: Never
Gone out of the Country: mexico, canada
Beaten Someone Up: yes
Gotten Beat Up: yep
Killed an Animal: used to hunt dear and rabbit
Swam in the Ocean: the pacific and the alantic
Broke the Law: too many times to count
Smoked: yes in fact time for a smoke now
Chewed Tobacco: Nope
Drank: yep
Been Kissed: hell yea
Been In Love: yes
Dumped Someone: Yes
Been Dumped: Sure have
Broken Someone's heart: Yes-Unfortunately
Had Your Heart Broken: Many times
Liked Someone Who Didn't Like You Back: I am sure
Broken A Bone: many lol
Had Surgery: Nope
Had an X-ray or MRI: both
Failed a Class: yep
...::Favorites::...<3
Color: deep royal blue almost black
Food: pizza
Drink: orange monster
Snack: chips and salsa
Cereal: cpt crunch
Ice Cream: Chocolate
Candy: milky way dark
Restaurant: don jose
Fast Food Place: jack in the box or Arbys
Store: dj culture in huntington beach
Animal: wolf
Quote: fuck it all and fucking no regrets (metallica-damage incorparated)
Sport To Play: bodyboarding ( you dont play so much as do it)
Sport To Watch: football or nascar
Movie: Too many to list
TV Show: house
Type Of Music: anything but country
Band: to many to mentioned
Singer: hmmmm currently i am loving chrissie hynde
Song: brass in pocket
...::This//Or//That::...
Pepsi or Coke: coke
Vanilla or Chocolate: Chocolate
Cake or Ice Cream: Both
McDonalds or Burger King: Burger king
Love or Money: For sure LOVE
Music or TV: MUSIC
Cat or Dog: I love both
Mom or Dad: mom
Truck or Car: car
Ocean or Lake: ocean
Yahoo or Hotmail: both
Google or AJ: GOOGLE
Light or Dark: Dark
Country or City: city
Rain or Sunshine: I love both, but nothing is better than a perfect rain/thunderstorm-so sexy
...::The Opposite Sex::...
First Thing You Notice: Eyes
Personality or Looks: Both
Hair Color: I like dark blondes or brunettes
Eye Color: hazel
Short or Tall: doesnt matter
Romanic or Spontaneous: both
Sense of Humor or Sweet: both
Hook up or Relationship: i love relationships but when i am single i love hook ups :P
...::Currently::...
Feeling: Tired and horny
Listening To: csi
Wanna: in texas getting my life restarted
Doing Besides Typing: being naked with someone
Thinking About: wold crazy sex
Wearing: camo cargo shorts a t shirt and hat no underwear
In Love: not gonna answer
Single: very much
Best Friends: jenn, james, kim, bill, & ben
...::The Future::...
Career: work with computers
Marriage: been there done that wont do it again
Kids: no thank you
ARE YOU A VIRGIN: hell no
DO U HAVE ANY PIERCINGS: noy anymore
HAVE ANY TATTOOS: one and 4 more planed so far
DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND....(NAME): nope
AGE: 42
HAVE YOU USED CONDOMS LATELY, IN ANY WAY: nope
R U A CLEAN FREAK: nope
HAVE U GOT IN A FIGHT IN THE PAST WEEK: nope
HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX IN THE BATHROOM: hell yea :)
HAVE UR PARENTS CAUGHT U HAVING SEX: mom walked in on me once lol
DO U BELIEVE IN SEX AT FIRST SIGHT: sure why not
DO YOU HAVE POT IN UR SYSTEM RIGHT NOW: nope
WHAT ABOUT ALCOHOL: Nope
GOT ANY KIDS: have one somewhere its a real long story
DO U DO PILLS: I have
DO U DO WEED: not for years
DO U DRINK: on occasion
DO U CONSIDER URSELF A SLUT/WHORE: when i am single i sure am
DO U SMOKE CIGGS: Sure do
IF SO WHAT KIND: newports
DO U LIVE IN A TRAILOR PARK: nope
HAVE YOU EVER CHEATED: once never did again
IF SO, WAS IT WORTH IT: No
R U GOING TO A PARTY 2-NIGHT: nope
DO U SHOOT UP: HELL NO!!!!
DO U OWN A GUN: yes
EVER GOT IT IN THE BUTT: nope
HAVE U EVER TRIED 69: love it
DO U TAKE NUDE PICS: I have and i am not shy about them
DO U LOOK AT PORN: HELL YES!!!!
HAS UR B.F/G.F TOLD U THEY LOVED YOU IN THE PAST 2 DAYS: DONT HAVE ONE :(
DO U CONSIDER URSELF PRETTY: I AM AVERAGE
OLDEST PERSON U DATED: a 38 year old when i was 18
WHO: her name was karen
HAVE U EVER HOOKED UP WITH SUM1 WHO HAD A B.F/G.F: yes
DATED SUM1 WHO HAD HERPES: Nope
EVER TRIED CRACK: NOPE!!!!
FAVORITE LOVE SONG: true love pt.2 by X
EVER THINK ABOUT KILLING URSELF: yes often in my life but i made a promise to a dieing friend to not do so and i keep my word
EVER BEEN TO THE (CRAZY HOUSE): no but still time left :P
DO U LOVE THIS SURVEY: It is interesting
Do you like it rough or sensual?: i like both depends on mood
Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: I LOVE women
How often do you like to have sex?: EVERY DAY
Is sex a top priority for you?: have to say yes
Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: sometimes :P
How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: cant say it happened
How do you feel about one night stands?: They are fun!!!
How many one night stands have you had?: Quite a few!!!
What's your favorite position?: 69
Where's your favorite place to have sex?: Anywhere!
Do you prefer to make love or f*uck?: I like both!
Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: yep
How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: It varies- can be anywhere from 10 minutes to 3 hours
Do you get off first or do they?: they do
Do you like kissing during sex?: I love to kiss
Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quiet?: i moan and i am loud
Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?: i like them loud
Does size matter (for girlz-- dicks/for guyz-- boobs)?: Nope
How old were you when you lost your virginity?: 11
How many sexual partners have you have in the last month?: Just one
What does your favorite fore-play include?: Kissing, teasing, eating, sucking
Do you ever play with yourself during the act?: yep
Do you prefer to sleep with randoms or one person?: i prefer to have one but will settle for randoms when i am single
Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?: Yes and i enjoy it a lot
When and where was your wildest sex ever?: me and 3 women in a hotel on my 23rd birthday they all were submisive to me and it was thier idea
What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?: being a master for half the weekend then switching off and being submisive for the rest
Have you ever done porn?: i have some video :P
Have you ever have sex for money?: No but I would
Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you?: Nope
Is the sex still good when your cheating?: Sure I guess
During sex... what are you thinking about?: i am thinking about what i am going to do next to increase my partners pleasure
Do you prefer the top or the bottom at first?: either
How many positions do you like to do during one episode?: depends 2-8 i guess
Do you ever worry about how your pleasing your partner?: Every single time
Could you live without sex?: i would lose my mind
How often do you find sex boring?: rarely
How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?: depends on the partner
Do you like to perform oral sex?: love it
Do you like to recieve oral sex?: one of my favorite things
Have you ever taped yourself in the act?: yep
Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?: all of the above
Have you ever had interracial sex?: yes
Have you ever been caught in the act? yes
Have you ever had sex while at work?: Nope
Have you ever had sex while at school?: Nope
What is something that you would never consider doing?: No animals, no children and no poop and no urine
Have you ever had sex on drugs?: Drunk / lsd / extacy / pot / mushrooms
Would you ever have sex in public?: often
What's your biggest turn on?: kissing my ears and neck
Do you spit or swallow?: i love the tatse of the woman
How many times have you gotten off in one night?: 9
Would you let other people watch you have sex live?: i have and want to do it again
Have you have ever sex in front of your best friend?: nope
Have you ever had sex with your best friend's b/f or g/f?: Nope!!
Do you ever have sex in the shower?: often
What's the weirdest place you've ever done it?: in an abandoned catholic church
What was the biggest age difference with a partner?: 20 yearl older than me when i was 18
Do you feel your up to par in bed?: I think I am a pretty good lay!!
Are you still gonna have sex when your 70?: hell yes
What was your most embarrassing sexual moments?: had too much to drink whisky dick moment
How old is "too young" to have sex your in opinion?: unless they 18 sex isnt an opyion with me
Do you like to be completely naked or half-assed?: naked all the way
Have you ever done it at your grandparent's?: nope
Have you ever done it on a boat/yacht?: yep
What's the most public place that you can think of that you've had sex at?: at renfaire in front of about 80 ppl
Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back seat: all of the above
Do you were protection as often as you should?: yes
Has any of your one night stands resulted in a child that you know of?: long story
If your over 18, have you ever had sex with someone under 18?: Nope
Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?: both
What's the perfect size? (for girlz-- inches in dicks/for guyz-- cup size)?: i love d cups :)
Have you ever done bondage sex (chains,whips,etc.)? If not, would you?: I have and want to more
Have you ever slept with someone out of pity?: never
Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?: Yes I can and her name is april
If you could sleep with ANYONE, would would it be?: April
spell your middle name backward: nhoj
story behind your first name: it means man from the north or norseman i was named after the greatest man i ever knew my mothers father
when's your birthday: 10/25/65
where do you live: currently fountain valley california soon to be in katy texas
DESCRIBE YOUR:
wallet: Black leather
your eyes: brown with green and gold flecking like a hawks
toothbrush: blue
jewelry worn daily: silver rope necklace with silver ring on it
cell phone: Silver LG Env
pillow cover right now: blue
car: 2000 toyota camry
bedroom: dont have one currently
sunglasses: dark black
shampoo: vo5
cologne and/or perfume: stetson
CD in stereo right now: oakenfold
piercings: none
what you are wearing now? shorts t shirt
wishing: 2000 bucks so i can move to texas
wanting: sex
what are you doing after this? relaxing and wishing i had some privacy
The Rest
if you could get away with cheating, would you: no
person and/or people you wish you could see right now: prefer not answer
some of your favorite movies: too many to list
something you are looking forward to in the coming week: ...
something you just ate: burritos a few hours ago
something you are deathly afraid of: hmmmm cant think of anything
do you like candles: yes
do you like incense: yes
do you like the taste of your blood: yea
do you believe in love: Yes but it never seems to workout
do you believe in love at first sight: nope
are you in love?: no comment
do you believe in heaven: No
do you believe in God: No
do you have a tattoo? one and 4 more planned
are you addicted to Myspace: i deleted my myspace account
can you eat with chopsticks: Nope
whats your favorite coin: The dollar
what are some of your favorite candies: milky way dark
favorite Soda: monster kaos
whats something you wish you could understand better: love
if you could turn back time, what would you change? wouldnt have gotten married
if given a million dollars whatis one thing you would buy? a house
can you cook? yep
are you shy around your crush: nope
favorite Flower: blue rose
do you know what it feels like to be in love: yes
would you sacrifice your favorite possession for the best sex you will ever have? maybe depends on my mood lol