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36 Year Old · Female · From Anchorage, AK · Invited by: 1584055 · Joined on April 9, 2008 · Relationship status: Single · Born on January 9th · I have a crush on someone!
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36 Year Old · Female · From Anchorage, AK · Invited by: 1584055 · Joined on April 9, 2008 · Relationship status: Single · Born on January 9th · I have a crush on someone!
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* Christina can touch MC Hammer.
* Christina can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
* Christina has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
* Christina once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. She spent the first 45 minutes having sex with her waiter.
* Christina sleeps with a pillow under her gun
* If you have five dollars and Christina has five dollars, Christina has more money than you.
* There is no 'ctrl' button on Christina's computer. Christina is always in control.
* Christina always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
* Apple pays Christina 99 cents every time she listens to a song.
* Christina can sneeze with her eyes open.
* Christina can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
* Christina destroyed the periodic table, because she only recognizes the element of surprise.
* Christina can kill two stones with one bird.
* Christina ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.


P.S. Happiness is only a bitch slap away.

36 Year Old · Female · From Anchorage, AK · Invited by: 1584055 · Joined on April 9, 2008 · Relationship status: Single · Born on January 9th · I have a crush on someone!

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