Good Morning. Hard Spun sucks! Enough on Horse racing!
How is every little thing? You ever play that game called stupid laws? We have the goofy game and it is a collage of millions of laws that are namely stupid still on the books in some states, cities, and rural areas. What brought this up was this morning on my way into work I heard on a local radio station I listen to (B93) that Middleville, Michigan has a law banning Snowmobiles inside the city limits. This is Michigan mind you. We get snow and sometimes plenty of it, which I might add is Melting, I’m Melting! Too much wizard of oz when I was a kid… Ok, so Middleville has banned snowmobile’s from entering city limits with snowmobiles. Factious pigs! I say that because in some areas snowmobiles are allowed to travel on the roads and in some other parts of Michigan they have the right of way in the winter. Most of those are northern counties and U.P. areas for sure. But what kind of Nazi régime would ban snowmobiles? Any goofy ass laws you know that tweak your melon? I meant the noggin that holds the melon and not the metaphoric sense of it. There are goofy ordinances in every community I am sure that are little known but every bit still there for those who wish to have them enforced. Like I remember and I will have to dig the game out, some community in Kentucky you can’t wear a bathing suit in public without proper coverage and I am thinking they mean a cover-up of some sort. But in the hills they can marry there kin…don’t get me going on this issue… I think they are called Blue People. I skin is crawling…. You know we men find it hard just kissing our sisters, I mean on the cheek yes not on the lips..Ewwwww but we would do back flips and give them one of our own kidneys in a heartbeat. Ever notice that? It’s strange but true. Well enough on sister kissing and people of the lighter shade of blue. Stupid laws…Here is one more in Michigan law. This one semi makes sense. Deer Hunters can only use High Power Rifles above the Muskegon line (which is like a half way point between the bottom of the Lower Peninsula and the top of it) and below they have to use shotguns. BUT!!!! And hunter wishing to hunt coyotes can use high power rifles to hunt for them anywhere below the Muskegon line. Now what kind of idiot made that law? I mean the rifle will pierce through houses and individuals just as well if shooting at coyotes as it would deer. Way to weird. Oh well enough on stupid laws.. Have a wonderful day
A huge hug and a well placed pat
Mart
