Those Carolina Girls...
Three men were sitting together bragging
about how they had given their new wives' duties.
The first man had married a Woman from
Iowa and had told her that she was going
to do dishes and house cleaning. It took
a couple days, but on the third day he
came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man had married a woman from
Illinois .. He had given his wife orders
that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes,
and the cooking. The first day he didn't
see any results, but the next day he
saw it was better. By the third day, he
saw his house was clean, the dishes
were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a girl from
North Carolina . He told her that her
duties were to keep the house cleaned,
dishes washed, and hot meals on the
table for every meal. He said the first
day he didn't see anything, and the
second day he didn't see anything,
but by the third day some of the
swelling had gone down and he could see
a little out of his left eye, enough
to fix himself a bite to eat and load the dishwasher.
