Little Sally was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Sally, who created the universe?"
When Sally didn't stir, little Jason, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"God Almighty!" shouted Sally and the teacher said, "Very good" and Sally fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Sally, "Who is our Lord and Savior?"
Sally didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Jason came to the rescue and stuck her again.
"Jesus Christ!" shouted Sally and the teacher said, "Very good," and Sally promptly fell back asleep.
Once again the teacher called upon Sally and asked a third question.
"What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
And again, Jason jabbed her with the pin.
This time Sally jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
The teacher fainted.
