51 Year Old
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Female
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From Newark, OH·
Invited by: Just Married·
Joined on March 23, 2007
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Born on June 28th
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I have a crush on someone!
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Hey I am a mother, 34 and a nanny. I am looking for friends only. I am a flirt, but take it lightly please. don't don't go for drama and highschool shit. Take it somewhere else. I am not into jealous ex's either. I love to dance, sing, and fish.. Yes I said Fish.. lol send me a message. don't be shy..
Maybe this will make you laugh.....lolA very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were loose and flapping.Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found three roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor."I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him:"I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself.""The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago.""And what about the third rose?" she asked."Oh, that rose is from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears."
Did Anyone Ever Tell YouHow Important You Make Others FeelSomebody out here is SmilingAbout Love that is so RealDid Anyone Ever Tell You thatMany Times When They were SadYour E-mail (and chats) made Them Smile a bitIn Fact It made Them GladFor the Time You Spend Sending ThingsAnd Sharing whatever You FindThere are No Words to Thank YouBut Somebody, Thinks You're FineDid Anyone Ever Tell YouJust How Much They Love YouWell, My Dearest FriendToday I am Telling YouI HOPE I GET THIS BACKI believe that without a specialfriend you are missing out on a lot!!!But don't just send it back, send it on to everyone..Have a nice day, and I'm glad we are friends!!!......... , . ~ . ~ , ~ , .................... ).. - ~. . ' ..( .................... ( . . . ...(......) ....................| . . . . . ).....| ....................{.. . . . .(. . ./ ........................ =(.. /.)= .............................. -;..;-' .................................)|( , .................................. || _.-'| .......................... , _|| .._,/ .................... , ... ....|| .' .......................|...|...,...||/ ......................./...| /|., |Y|| ....................... '-...'-._....||/ ........................... >_.-..Y| ................................ , _|| ..................................... || ..................................... || ..................................... || ......................................||.....................Send this rose to everyone you careabout including me if you care. Seehow many times you get this, I prayyou get a DOZEN"MUUAAHHH!!!!I WANT ONE BACK!You've been blown a KISS.If u get 1-3 ur sweet, 4-6 adorable, 7-9 freaken hot
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