Just a lil fun but true stuff...

Twelve "FUBAR" Rules


ONE
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
Also cover yourself up no one wants to see your shit.
The captions under you picture that say
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"aren't i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.

TWO
To the people who have like 25, 000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.

THREE
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG, I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.
You're pathetic, stop begging for attention.

FOUR
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.

FIVE
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.

SIX
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!

SEVEN
Little 6th graders who have Fubar
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.
Go play with the children on MySpace.

EIGHT
I never judge race, sex, or age...
but please if you aren't at least 21
don't bother trying to add me or e-mail me.
I'm probably as old as your Parents already.

NINE
Collecting Votes... gimme a break.
Those with hundreds of votes... stop soliciting them.
I don't give a shit about your vote.
I did this for me and me alone. So don't tell me
you voted for me and would I return the favor.
Trust me I won't, but if I did I wouldn't
tell you anyway.

TEN
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true "Fubar" Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.

ELEVEN
Just because I rated, fanned, or added you, doesn't
mean I want to Screw you. If I say Hi it won't kill
you to say Hi back? Trust me no one on here is
better than anyone else.

TWELVE
And if you open a bulletin and it says something like
"repost this in 10 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight, "
IT'S NOT REAL!!!!!!!!! QUIT BEING AN IDIOT !!!!!!!!
AND PLEASE DON'T FORWARD THE SHIT TO ME!!!!!

DISCLAIMER... NO I DIDN'T MAKE THESE UP NOR AM I TAKING CREDIT FOR THEM.
I SIMPLY LIKED SOME OF THEM AND FELT THEY WERE GOOD. MY APOLOGY IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY ANY OF THEM.