Two businessmen in New York City are sitting down for a break in
Their soon-to-be opened new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready.
Only a few shelves are set up and nothing was yet on display.
One says to the other, "I bet any minute now some stupid tourist is
Going to walk by, look in the window, stick his face in the door, and
Ask what we're selling." No sooner were the words out of his mouth
When, sure enough, a curious Southern gentleman walks to the window,
Has a peek, sticks his head in the door and in a Southern drawl asks,
"What're y'all sellin' here?" One of the men replies, "Oh! We're selling
Assholes here"
Without skipping a beat, the Southerner says, "Well, I see y'all're doing
Real good; you only got two left!"
NEW YORKERS SHOULD NOT MESS WITH SOUTHERNERS
