Southern Church......
The Alabama preacher said to his Congregation, "Someone in
this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux
Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot
tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I
want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God
and this Christian family." No one moved.
The preacher continued,
"Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood?
Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel
glory. Now stand and confess your transgression." Again all was quiet
Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop
traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice
quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible
misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux
Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends you were a wizard under the
sheets."
The congregation roared, and the preacher fainted.
