SOUR PATCH KIDS SHOULD BE THE NEW GOVERNMENT CHEEZ!! THEY HAVE JUST AS ABOUT THE SAME AMOUNT OF NUTRTION AS CHEESE BUT TASTE OH SO YUMMY. I HAVE A BIG PROBLEM W THE COMPANY BECAUSE I STILL CANNOT FIND WATERMELON FLAVOR AROUND HERE. YOU BASTARDS!! I NEED CHEF'S ADVICE. BUT, WHEN I DO HAPPEN TO STUMBLE ON THAT POT OF GOLD, I BUY A BUNCH OF BAGS. LIKE WATER WHEN THE NEWS ANNOUNCES SOME SORT OF WEEKLY DISASTER.WHICH BUY THE WAY IS PAID FOR OUT OF ADVERTISING FUNDS BY THE SUPERMARKETS TO GET U TO GO STOCK UP. WE GET ABOUT ONE A MONTH I THE SUMMER AND WINTER. ITS ALWAYS "THE STORM OF "insert year here". AFTER 9/11, THE DUCT TAPE COMPANIES BOUGHT THE ADVERTISING TIME ON THE NEWS. PEOPLE, DO U REALLY THINK FUCKEN DUCT TAPE WILL SAVE YOU FROM THE LIKES OF ANTHRAX, OR SARIN, OR VX.LMFAO. THE POPULATION IS A BUNCH OF SHEEP, UR ALL SHEEP!!!BAAAAAAA!! OR AS JIM MORISSON SAID " YOURE ALL A BUNCH OF FUCKEN SLAVES" LMAO. ANYHOW, THIS WARNING IS GOING OUT TO THE MASS POPULATION."GO, STOCK UP ON SOUR PATCH WATERMELON KIDS AND SEND THEM TO ME, FOR JESUS IS COMING 2006, THE END IS NIGH, REDEMPTION COMES IN SENDING ME ALL OF THE WORLD'S SOUR PATCH W.M. KIDS" DO IT AND YOUR SOULS WILL BE SAVED!! EMAIL ME FOR MY ADDRESS, PLEASE NO SMALL BAGS PEOPLE, THIS IS JESUS, SEND COSCO SIZED BAGS. HE'LL GET YOU TO HEAVEN FASTER!!!
