A crusty old biker on a summer ride in the country walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50
HAND JOB: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers. "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?"
I was wondering," whispers the biker, "are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?"
Yes," she purrs, "I am."
The old biker replies, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
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