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YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED!Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot!RULES:1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course.2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!*3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy!4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty!5- Random sex is perfectly okay!6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT.7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away!This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!F.U.C.K. Stands For:Friends U Can Keep.So promise me we'll F.U.C.K. forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back to me. To know who your true F. U. C.Ks are. 9,675,000,000 people in this world & yet I ended up with your crazy ass as a friend? Damn, I'm lucky! -lol- Send this to everyone you love.Get 1 back - people feel sorry for youCryGet 2 back - You have a couple true friendsTongue outGet 3 back - You're alrightSmileGet 4 back - Your lovedSmileGet 5 back - Your adoredKissGet 6 or more - Damn your a celebrity Surprised....mmmm Yum

OFFICIALLY CLAIM YOU! TODAY IS CLAIM TO A SEXY BABE DAY! SEND THIS TO ALL THE PEOPLE YOU THINK ARE SEXY! INCLUDING ME IF U THINK THAT I AM! 3 BACK YOUR ALRIGHT, 5 BACK YOUR HOT, 7 BACK YOUR DAMN SEXY!!

OFFICIALLY CLAIM YOU! TODAY IS CLAIM TO A SEXY BABE DAY! SEND THIS TO ALL THE PEOPLE YOU THINK ARE SEXY! INCLUDING ME IF U THINK THAT I AM! 3 BACK YOUR ALRIGHT, 5 BACK YOUR HOT, 7 BACK YOUR DAMN SEXY!!

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You have been PINCHED!! Today is PINCH BUTT DAY and baby you know you're sexy if you get pinched! GO ahead & start PINCHING send this 2 of all your sexy friends (even me) If you get 1-2 back your ugly 3-4 ok 5-6 damn 7-8 WOW! 9 HOT! HOT! HOT

***COURT ORDER*****!!!You are accused of.... crawling into my HEART...And hijacking my SMILES... With your STYLE...HOW DO YOU PLEAD.....GUILTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU are sentenced...TO BE MY FRIEND FOR LIFE!!!!!!NO BAIL...... ;o)Send this to all your friend's... Including ME!!!IF YOU GET 10 BACK......!!!!!!!!YOUR Friendship IS WORTH KEEPING

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