1. What is your best friend's grandma's name?
dunno
2. Where is the weirdest place you have a birthmark?
I have a huge white birthmark on my inner thigh
3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?
eew
4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater?
No
5. What body part do you wash first?
Hair
6. Do you hover over the toilet in public bathrooms?
No, I am not talented enough.. I use a gasket
7. What's the strangest talent you have?
I have no talents
8. Do you have an innie or an outtie?
Innie
9. What's your favorite flavored pringle?
don't have one
10. Have you ever been tied up?
yes
11. What was the last thing you ever got grounded for?
sheesh, I dunno
12. Do you parallel park or drive around the block?
Parallel park
13. Have you ever had two dates in one night?
yes
14. How many times have you been cussed out?
a lot I'm sure
15. Which shoe do you put on first?
doesn't matter
16. In one word, describe your butt.
wide load
17. Have you ever been to a gay bar?
yes
18. Girls: Out of Madonna, Aunt Bee, Oprah Winfrey, and Paris Hilton, who are you most like?
sheesh, none of the above.. Ok... maybe a body like Aunt Bee, A sex drive like Paris, a good listening ear like oprah and dance moves like Madonna... HAHAHAHHAAH Ok anyone that knows me knows that is utter bullshit
19. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?
Yeah, they are usually assholes
20. Did you French kiss before you were 16?
yes
21. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?
No
22. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?
I dont think about anyone
23. Have you ever had a poem written about you?
Not that I know of
24. You're in a public bathroom and there's no toilet paper. What do you do?
Go to the next stall
25. Have you ever found anything in your parent's bedroom that was questionable?
No
28. Have you ever peeked into the opposite sex's locker room?
Maybe
29. What's the weirdest thing you've done while driving?
I dunno
30. Have you ever bitten your toenails?
ICK no!
31. How do you eat your cookies?
The normal way?
32. When working out at the gym, do you wear a belt?
no
33. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of anyone.
fart
34. Girls: Do you shave your toes?
No
35. Have you ever played doctor and nurse or a similar game?
No
36. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
I guess about 6
37. Have you ever sniffed an animal's butt?
Sheesh.. No
38. How often do you clean out your ears?
Daily
39. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
I'm a scruncher.
40. About how many times a day do you pick a wedgie?
Oh sheesh
41. Do you have any strange phobias?
I don't like strangers touching me
42. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
um no
44. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted?
no
45. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name?
yes
46. Have you ever gotten caught farting while on a date?
no
47. Have you ever played naked twister?
no
48. Have you ever been drunk at work
No
49. Have you ever found your date's/lover's brother or sister more attractive?
Yes
50. Do you want to bring sexy back?
Yes!!!!!!!
