*I have a sexy Ninja friend.
*We play in the snow.
*He thinks I am shallow.
*Sometimes he smiles...but, it hurts too much.
*He likes toast.
*..... I like toast.
*He compares me to a fat kid who likes cake.
*He is pretty cool.
*We will make sexy pirate-ninja babies.
*That is all.
*End.
*♥
