Well, I am sure you are tired of hearing about my quixotic relationship with BOB. But i have to tell you that I just cannot help myself. He is the sexiest man I have ever laid eyes on. I just wanna lick him! I dreamt of him just the other night. He knocked on my door and had two Coors Lights in the little plastic thingy and handed them to me as I stood in the doorway. He said, "Shotgun?" Well, being the show off I am when it comes to shotgunnin’ beer, I said, "Pocket knife?" Handing me a nice little piece of hardware, he gave me that sexy little wink. I just couldn’t resist shockin’ the man. I took the knife, jabbed a hole in the side, tipped it up, popped the top and downed that fucker in 4 seconds. (Now, honest truth...I can do this from time to time. ) Wiping the blade on my blue jeans, I handed the blade handle-side back to BOB. However, the shock was all mine when BOB reached out took the other beer and repeated the exact same motions I had performed for him...only he choked about half way through and beer spewed out his nose and it ran all down his fancy cowboy shirt. I laughed so hard in my dream I woke up ’cause I had to pee! I would have loved to seen how that dream ended, but I can assure you by the end of it...We would be inebriated and I would still wanna lick BOB!
