Once upon a time...
I still wanna lick Bob. And for all ya'll who are new to my blog page, then Bob=Kid Rock.
I still haven't bumped into Bob yet, but that does not mean that it ain't gonna happen. I know what you are all thinkin'...WTF would Bob want with "someone like her"...since he has had women like Pam Anderson or Sheryl Crowe. Both beautiful, etc, etc, blah, blah, blah. Besides, I can drink both them bitches under the table, so looks ain't everything. Well, fuck that and fuck anyone who thinks I am seriously deranged 'cause I happen to think Bob is the sexiest mother fucker alive right now. As a matter of fact, I was just told recently that some dreams do come true. So, maybe just maybe, one day Bob will show up at my house, we'll have us a shotgunnin' beer contest (in which case I will win and he will be drunk) and we will be right back at the sexy little wink again. At which point, Bob will say, "So, you wanna lick ol' Bob, heh?" And I'll say, "Yup. You ain't never met a mother fucker quite like me!" And then, of course, we will live happily everafter...The End.
