She's Gotta Have It! How to Cheat and NEVER get Caught... Blog by Kal
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She's Gotta Have It! They say variety is the spice of life! But when cheating, you usually have to keep your wanderlust a secret. Sometimes a woman encounters a man she simply has to have, a man so irresistable - and perhaps so titilltingly wrong - that all her sane reasoning goes right out the bedroom window…She may adore her hubby or boyfriend, yet start an affair with someone who offers more of the steamy, satisfying sex she craves. Sometimes the stud muffin in question is so humpable and well-hung that a woman knows the relationship is just about good sex. They say variety is the spice of life! But when cheating, you usually have to keep your wanderlust a secret. You must create a line between "partner A" (the man in your life) and "partner B" (the man, or men, you have on the side). This means never allowing the guy you are messing around with to permeate your life completely. You should never allow him into your home or even near your residence. If possible keep as much personal information, well, personal. Remember that you don't really know "person B" and if and when you decide to stop communicating with him he may try to retaliate. So avoid all super personal details like where your partner works, your address, etc. Seriously, if God had meant for Women to be with only one man at a time, he wouldn't have made men want us so damn much, so here is how to cheat and never ever get caught by your husband or boyfriend! 1. Never do it in your home town unless you know the places and back roads really well. When traveling you know that you will shower before your husband or boyfriend smells you, and if your clothes have a funny cologne smell, say it was the soap from the hotel, or some other similar story. 2. Try to avoid cheating with the same guy too often and, if you can, give him NO WAY to contact you!. Why? Unless you want the relationship with your husband or boyfriend to end, spending too much time with someone else may lead to stronger feelings for the guy on the side. Messy! And remember how hard it was to get rid of guys you didn't want to see again when you were single? Try explaining why you're being harassed to your husband! All guys will eventually want to "hike their leg" on you! 3. Try not to vary your schedule alot. Using excuses like "working late" or "going in early" too much will arouse suspicion. Ditto for using new outside activities such as gym, jogging, etc., as ways to hook up with him. The best times will be when you know your husband/boyfriend is occupied somewhere else. 4. NEVER call from a traceable phone. Not from home, not from work, not from a hotel room. Not from your cell phone. Absolutely never. Use a pre-paid calling card or use change at a phone booth. 5. Act normal! A sudden interest in improving your appearance may raise a red flag with a suspicious guy! 6. Don't personally discuss this with anyone you can't trust! 7. Try to keep an overnight bag hidden in your car - like under the spare tire compartment or in a lockable glove compartment. In it have extra make-up, toothpaste and brush, perfume, condoms, etc. DO NOT bring this bag into your house! it will look as if you're planning a trip! (And try explaining condoms to your man when you're on the pill!) 8. Leave no physical evidence. Keep very close track of condom wrappers, unused condoms, etc. 9. Never use your credit card for anything. 10. If you get a hotel room, pay cash. 11. And most of all…whether you are having much sex with your man or not, treat him well. No, make that extremely well! More people get busted for extra curricular sex from evidence on their computer than any other way. Your computer can be your worst enemy if you employ it to arrange your flingd. Certain "files" and "folders" on your hard drive contain a history of every move you make! How do you "cover your ass" while trying to "get some ass?" Read on! First and foremost, you need your own private and anonymous e-mail address. A shared one with your man just won't do! What if he intercepts a message from your "stud on the side?" There are countless free e-mail services available -use Yahoo, or some other service to avoid this complication. Unless you've already been careless, you shouldn't have any trouble continuing your escapades. Deleting Browser History For Internet Explorer 5 and 6, you can follow these directions to clear out temporary files and delete cookies. 1) Open Internet Explorer and click on Tools 2) Click on Internet Options 3) On the General Tab, in the middle of the screen, click on Delete Files 4) You may also want to check the box "Delete all offline content" 5) Click on OK and wait for the hourglass icon to stop after it deletes the temporary internet files 6) You can now click on Delete Cookies and click OK to delete cookies that websites have placed on your hard drive. To clear the Internet History in IE 5 and 6: 1) Open Internet Explorer and click on Tools 2) Click on Internet Options 3) On the General Tab, in the middle of the screen, click on Clear History 4) Click OK If you own your computer, you're trying to conceal sexy flings from a boyfriend, and he only uses your computer occasionally. Try downloading freeware that encrypts your files, and makes them password protected. With a little planning, you can keep the risk low, and satisfying fun very high! Good luck....
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