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WELL I WANTED TO LET EVERYONE KNOW FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS I WILL BE WITHOUT A COMPUTER SO I WILL NOT BE ON FOR A FEW DAYS WILL MISS YOU ALL AND HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A SAFE WEEK... WELL THANK YOU FOR ALL THE UNDERSTANDING.. HUGS SHAWNA

ANYONE WHO CAN POSSIBLY HELP OUT I WOULD GREATLY APPERICATE IT.. CAUSE I WOULD LIKE TO KEEP MY FIANCEE IN THE LEAD IN THIS CONTEST SO PLEASE COME AND HELP OUT ALL FRIENDS AND FAMILY... http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=41886&albumid=225145&i=4129361303 HERES THE LINK PLEASE AND THANK YOU IT WILL BE GREATLY APPERICATED.. IT ENDS AT NOON TODAY..

Body: CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?" "You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin." Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 am. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and very satisfied. "Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!" "I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything." The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!" Cinderella replied, I can't remember, exactly, Peter, Peter, the something eater." ___________________________________________ PINOCCHIO had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help. Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened. A couple weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?" Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?" _____________________________________________ MICKEY MOUSE and MINNIE MOUSE were in divorce court and the judge said to Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy." Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she's f**king Goofy." ___________________________________________ Did you know..Captain Hook died from jock itch. ____________________________________________ One day, JANE met TARZAN in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life she asked him how he engaged to have sex. "What's that?" he asked. She explained to him what sex was and he said, "Oh, I use a hole in the trunk of a tree." Horrified, she said, " Tarzan, you have it all wrong but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes, lay down on the ground and spread her legs. "Here," she said, "you must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp,"What the hell did you do that for?" "Just checking for bees," said Tarzan

Subject: 25 reasons you know you have grown up 1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You take naps. 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach. 19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests. 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff." 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again." 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. 25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh S*$# what the hell happened?" Bonus: 26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt. Then you repost it to your old pals & friends 'cause you know they'll enjoy it & do the same

Thought this was fun and neat.. 1. YOUR REAL NAME: Shawna 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle.) Shaizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal) Black pitbull 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and the street you live on) Renee Centeridge Drive 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first) Beash 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink). Blue Sprite 7. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your moms middle name) Harurae 8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (parents middle names) LeRoy Jane 9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets) Black Magic

Top 10 Things for 2007 #10 Life is sexually transmitted. #9 Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die. #8 Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. #7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks. #6 Some people are like a slinky... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. #5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing. #4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. #3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents??? #2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2007: We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

Yesterday I slipped inside my spirit, and found the land alive and breathing.. Today I will nurture all creation, while Earth's heart keeps beating.. Tomorrow I shall quit breathing, she keeps spinning... Till once again I will arrive to give her greeting...

Now this one is laugh out loud funny. > >> > >>A dad is on his way home a bit late from the office when he realizes that > >>it's his daughter's birthday and he has! not bought her a gift. > >>So he stops at a toy store to buy his daughter a Barbie. > >>Inside he sees a Barbie display and asks the salesgirl how much the > >>Barbies are. > >> > >>The girl responds: "Which one? We have: > >> > >>Gymnasium Barbie: $19.95 > >>Volleyball Barbie: $19.95 > >>Shopping Barbie: $19.95 > >>Surfer Barbie: $19.95 > >>Disco Barbie: $19.95 > >>and?DivorcedBarbie: $299.95 > >> > >>Shocked, the man asks, "why is Divorced Barbie $299.95 when all the other Barbies are $19.95?" Exasperated, the girl responds: > >> > >> "Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with": > >> > >>Ken's Car > >>Ken's House > >>Ken's Boat > >>Ken's furniture > >>Ken's jewelry > >>Ken's money > >>Ken's computer, and > >>Ken's best friend... > >>

We're gonna play the 'In My Pants' Game. You have to think of a TV series and then follow it with 'in my pants'. Just remember no repeats. Also remember to not REPLY but to re-post! ...let the fun begin! Amzy~ "60 Minutes" In My Pants...... hehehe Chet- "Desperate Housewives" or "One Life to Live" In My Pants Lynn- "Intervention" In my Pants Tim - "America's Got Talent" in my pants! LOL Curt-" 48 hours" in my pants! LOL Anastazya- "LOST" in my pants he he Dave " 3rd Rock from the sun" thats right! Jen~ "Seinfeld" In my pants LOL Craig D- Deal or No Deal in my pants Rob G- "Full House" in my pants Margot- "Are you afriad of the dark?" in my pants Dave (smoove_d) -- "Good Eats" in my pants. Rachael ~ "All My Children" in my pants Blackrose~ "The 4400" in my pants.. party? Ashley~ "Smallville" in my pants! HAHAHA!! Brian - Futurama in my pants JoMarie (a.k.a. W.T.F.?!!) ~ "Family Guy" in my pants Amanda ~ "American Idol" in my pants Shawna-Strangeland in my pants

Anger Management~ Husband: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger? Wife: I clean the toilet bowl for hours. Husband: How does that help? Wife: I use your toothbrush.