Now this one is laugh out loud funny.
> >>
> >>A dad is on his way home a bit late from the office when he
realizes
that
> >>it's his daughter's birthday and he has! not bought her a gift.
> >>So he stops at a toy store to buy his daughter a Barbie.
> >>Inside he sees a Barbie display and asks the salesgirl how much the
> >>Barbies are.
> >>
> >>The girl responds: "Which one? We have:
> >>
> >>Gymnasium Barbie: $19.95
> >>Volleyball Barbie: $19.95
> >>Shopping Barbie: $19.95
> >>Surfer Barbie: $19.95
> >>Disco Barbie: $19.95
> >>and?DivorcedBarbie: $299.95
> >>
> >>Shocked, the man asks, "why is Divorced Barbie $299.95 when all the
other
Barbies are $19.95?"
Exasperated, the girl responds:
> >>
> >> "Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with":
> >>
> >>Ken's Car
> >>Ken's House
> >>Ken's Boat
> >>Ken's furniture
> >>Ken's jewelry
> >>Ken's money
> >>Ken's computer, and
> >>Ken's best friend...
> >>
