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SEVEN DEGREES OF COONASS



FIRST DEGREE
Boudreaux and  his wife were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
Boudreaux  picked up the phone, listened a moment and said "How should I know, that's  200 miles from here!" and hung up.
The wife said,  "Who was that?"
Boudreaux  answered, "I don't know, some man wanting to know if the coast is clear."
 
SECOND DEGREE
Two Cajuns are  walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans  down to pick it up. He opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this  person looks familiar." The second Cajun says, "Here, let me see!!"  So the  first Cajun hands him the compact. The second one looks in the mirror  and  says, "You dummy, it's me!"
 
THIRD DEGREE
Boudreaux  suspects his wife of cheating on him, so he goes out and buys a gun. He goes  to his house unexpectedly and when he opens the door he finds her in the  arms of another man. Well, Boudreaux is really angry.  He pulls out the gun,  and as he does so, he is overcome with grief. He takes the gun and puts  it  to his head. His wife yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"
Boudreaux replies,  "Shut up, you're next!"
 
FOURTH DEGREE
Boudreaux was  bragging about his knowledge of state capitals. He proudly says, "Go ahead,  and ask me, I know all of them." A friend says, "OK, what's the capital  of  Wisconsin ?" Boudre aux replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."
 
FIFTH DEGREE
What did the  Cajun girl ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
"Is it mine?"
 
SIXTH DEGREE
Boudreaux, a  Cajun in his fourth year as a LSU Freshman, sat in his US Government class. The professor asked Boudreaux if he knew what Roe vs. Wade   was about. Boudreaux pondered the question then finally said, "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the  Delaware "

SEVENTH  DEGREE
Returning  home from work, Boudreaux was shocked to find his house ransacked and  burglarized. He telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached  the house with his dog on a leash, Boudreaux ran out on the porch, shuddered  at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting his  face in his hands, Boudreaux moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions  stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman."









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