Good Morning and how are you today? It’s a Tuesday in February and this almost sounds like the lead in to the song “Pieces of April” Although when I first heard that song I thought it was about a serial killer. Thank god my Wheaties were secure.
Has anyone heard the radio bit on SEARCH DOG FOUNDATION? Oh my gosh that radio slot is too funny. Let me see if I have it down correctly.. Now they have a dog translator to fill in all the dog barks. I believe the ditty is about a dog called Brutus or something of that nature. The bit:
BARK, BARK BARK BARK, BARK (I received a call)
BARK, BARK, BARK (Two kids were missing)
BARK, BARK, BARK BARK, BARK BARK BARK (it was raining and getting late)
BARK BARK ( I had to act fast)
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK ( I found them)
BARK BARK (they were crying)
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK (We all were)
Ok, I don’t do the commercial as good as Brutus the dog but the bit is funny. I think if you google the key words Search Dog Foundation perhaps its might be there on the site.
Now don’t get me wrong the foundation is a must and does wonderful things. The rescue of kids, trapped people is amazing to say the least. I was just wondering if they had certain size dogs for certain size tasks. I mean you would not want to send a big ole…what is that one that is the snow rescue dog that has the keg of beer strapped under it’s snout? Alaskan something or another.. OH, OH!!! Pick me pick me I know.. Saint Bernard Thomas.. Saint Bernard I think, the Thomas is an additive. Now you would not want to send in a dog with beer keg into a well shaft. That is more of a wiener dog thingy or lassie style dog. You know why do they discriminate? Think about it. Cats can get into more places then dogs. I mean they (cats) are conniving creatures that can crawl up a tree or down a shoot. Now there is a new business. I could become a millionaire just having a rescue cat foundation. Wait…cats do what cats want to do. You can’t just make a cat perform. Unless its at Mallory Square in Key West Florida. That still astounds me to this day so dude had cats doing tricks on bar stools. Jump from one to another.. it was weird and way on earth I brought this up is beyond me. Ok where was I? Oh yeah so the call would come in and the cat would be woke up. Yeah.. if anyone has ever woken up a cat that wanted to sleep more. Hold on tightly to the oven mits. There will be massive blood loss and bite marks. So the call comes in and you go to wake up the cat: “FLUFFY!!!! Wake up! Time to go find the lost boy”.. THE CAT: What the hell! Who in their right mind woke me up!!!” “FLUFFY, we have to find the lost boy, quickly..” THE CAT: “ Hell with him, he can find his way back home just like me, I was sleeping, and in cat fantasy land mice everywhere and belly dancing at that…..leave me alone” So perhaps rescue Cat foundation may need a little more work or better preparation if nothing else. But one thing that doesn’t need more prep is me wishing you a wonderful day and may the sunshine brighter when you step out in it. Have a great day.
Two big hugs and a few pinches and pats to help you move justa bit faster.
Marty
