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It is 7:11 am and I have technically been awake for the last hour. Its Sunday and there's no point of me sleeping because i have horse back riding lessons in an hour...
This is my story.....
I am dog sitting for a friend, her chihuahua named Bella. Chihuahua's aint know for their friendly personalities so we have been trying to socialize this dog as much as possible. I take her to the dog park where dogs come charged at her thinking she the squirrel that got away.. we live threw that only to have her slowly but surely move at least 3 feet away from me..
She also hates males, I'm not sure where she picked up this hate but of course the boyfriend cant seem to shake that the dog actually hates him. So in order to win Bellas little heart he sat on the floor last night and hand fed her ALL NATURAL "Salmon" dog treats... It lasted all of about 4 minutes then the love for him was gone......
Needless to say we all go to bed.. We are convinced that Bella needs to be treated like a regular dog so we decide she will sleep like our dog on the floor. We watch a movie and of course in the background sound we hear the whine of a 3lb chiuahahua.. Finally my boyfriend gives up says " You cant win them all" goes to pick up sweet Bella and she bites him... I then go pick her up and give her shit...I'm exhausted so I put Bella beside me and go to sleep.
Around 4 this morning i feel this absolute disgusting sensation...........................................
Bella is licking my armpit.... (i feel the ebby gebbies's coming on) this is not very pleasant but i figure maybe she has to pee so i crawl out of bed put her on her piss pad( another reason shes not a big dog) and she pees. Victory we can go to bed.... I fall back asleep and im dreaming of pregnant ladies chasing me when im awaken to the sudden smell of Fish and poo.... I look up and Bella is taking her poo right beside my pillow...
Chihuahuas can fly.........
Also I would like to make a side note on Spiker425's status " why do you never see baby pigeons?" . When placing this question in your status i will have you know from now on these sort of things drive me nuts.I must find out the answer. so after careful googling I hit upon a baby pigeon blog posing the same question as to the answer... GOOGLE IT YOURSELF...
I AM WICKED AND TIRED
