Ive decided maybe its time to revise my "about me" crap...

Here's a list:
1.I'm not single..... and never will be!!!
2.I hate allot of people!!
3.I love my dearest friends you know who you are im not mentioning names
4.I am and will always be a blog whore i hijack my friends blogs I hijack strangers blogs... it makes me feel better as a person
5. I do not really like accepting friends request unless ive talked to you... I have enough friends as it is and the saying "the more the merrier" doesn't apply in my case
6. I do have yahoo and Msn but no i will not give it to you!!!!
7. I do have a web cam but no i do not sit naked waiting for you to accept the web cam request...
8. I have a closet full of stalkers that I have to supply ganga and alcohol to already... the closet is full. believe me they don't want anyone else in there!!
9. I am married to the man who makes me laugh, who i share everything with.. hes one of my best friends if you don't like him you don't like me..
10. I kick people in the shins.. get use to it....

Please if you have read this list and still feel the need to friend request me well don't feel bad when i hit deny...
It takes an awfully dorky person to be friends with me

My advice to you is to find some girl who is nice.. I am not hence the name

WICKED!!!